Monday, May 30, 2011

(Weird) Hate mail from angelaparkes

Okay, this is really REALLY weird, but this is what showed up on my inbox.

Hello, Official Bratz World,

This is angelaparkes, as you may already know. I wanted you to know that I don't like the fact that you've pretended to be someone you're not. The real OBW would never act like you. I hope you see your mistakes and stop trying to gain popularity by attepmting to be another person.

That's it, and I don't know whe sent it, but whoever the hell it was better leave me alone. And, BTW, I know that wasn't the real Angela, and I'm not sure if it's even hate mail, but I'm leaving the title that way, so don't talk about it.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Exclusive Interview with the Bratz!!

Okay, I can't believe I scored and interview with the Bratz! Today, we're talking about the victory!! Yay!! ;)

OBW: Hey guys! Okay, question time. How did you guys feel when you found out you won the battle?

Bratz: We felt really overwhelmed, but we were really glad that we'd won, and we were excited about what was to come since we finally won the case.

OBW: Do you think things are going to get worse between you and the Barbies? And do you think there will be something else with Mattel and MGA?

Bratz: Well, we're sure the Barbies didn't take their defeat too well, but we hope everything will be okay between us. And we hope that nothing else is going to spark betwwen the two companies, because we don't want another case happening.'

OBW: Well, how do you think your fans will react to the victory?

Bratz: Well, we're sure they'll be mega excited, and we know they'll probably be Victory Videos Galore on YouTube for a while, as we're also sure they'll be mean threat vids from the Barbie lovers.

OBW: Well, I know this has absolutely nothing to do with our current conversation, but how do you feel about Nicki Minaj calling her fans her 'Barbie Army'?

Bratz: We actually aren't really concerned, and we all know how Sasha likes her hip-hop and rap music, so we're totally okay with it, it's not like it'll pursuade Bratz fans to go Barbie just because they like Nicki Minaj. And she actually does resemble a Barbie doll, considering her shape and how much she loves bright pink.


OBW: Wow, okay. Well then, on to our next question. Okay, so, we know some people are pretending to be you guys and claiming to be the "official YouTube channel for Bratz Magazine", even though it totally doesn't exist anymore (no offense). What do you guys think about that?

Bratz: Well, we understand that our fans look up to us and we appreciate their support. But we do wish that they would stop trying to be us, and I don't think they've gotten the message yet that Bratz Magazine is gone now (none taken).  But we are glad for the publicity, because our fans will literally do ANYTHING for us.

OBW: It's great that you guys have wonderful supportive fans on your side. Well guys, I think it's time to close our interview. But before I do, I have one last question. Would you guys mind coming back ad doing another interview?

Bratz: Oh, sure. We'd love to. We really enjoyed being here. We can't wait for our next visit!! :)

And that was my interview with the Bratz girls.

Goodbye (But NOT Forever)!!

I won't be posting any more blogs for a few days, starting tomorrow. As I told you in my last blog, I'm going on a camping trip for 3 days with my sisters. I promise to have fun, and I will post as many pics as I can. Also, I'll start working on my Facebook page really soon, ASAP!!

I am still SUUUUPER excited that Bratz won against Barbie, and I decided to post a victory photo. Okay, here it goes:



It's the Bratz preparing for their TV appearance, to talk about their amazing and overwhelming victory. Like??

Okay, I'm officially done. That is like, the shortest blog post I've ever done. Wow...I guess I didn't have very much to say on the victory. Okay, bye then.....;)

Monday, May 23, 2011

BIG News: BRATZ WON!!! :)

Okay, before I start, I just want to apoligize for not posting in FOREVER. (Okay, not FOREVER, but long enough.)

Okay, back to buisness. So, today I got really bored, and decided to check out the Bratz Facebook page. I did, and it made me want to go to the official Bratz website. And on the bottom, it had a link with a little picture, and it read: We Won! So I clocked on it, and the most AMAZING news popped up: The Bratz  (MGA Entertainent) won a court battle with those evil, ugly, nappy-headed, slutty Barbies (Mattel)!

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy right now!!! I can't stay quiet!! I just want to go and stand on the tallest structure and YELL IT OUT!!!!

After this, I can't WAIT to see what'll go on Bratz Heaven. OMG, it's getting closer!! Can't WAIT for July 1!! I can't believe it!!! WE WON!!! AND BRATZ HEAVEN IS ABOUT TO COME BACK!! YAY!!!!!!!!

I am going to type my heart out tomorrow, 1 because I'll be going on a 3-day camping trip with my sisters and 2 because I'll still be mega-excited about this whole, "Bratz Rule Barbies Suck" thing. So, TTYL, and I'll catch you guys tomorrow!

Also, you will soon be able to post messages to my pending Facebook page!! Isn't that exciting?! 3 news updates in 1 day!!!!

Okay, I'm done. <3 you guys!!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

The Fabulous Life of Bratz

Everyone's heard of FLB, angelaparkes's famous Bratz series that remains incomplete. She says she's too busy to make videos. I have a certain friend who plans to get the dirt on why Angela hasn't been online (BTW, I'm not taking sides, I'm not suspicious, I'm letting my friend do as she does.) in so long. If she finds anything of intrest, she'll let me know and I'll post it on my next blog.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Facebook Almost Ruined My Day

Okay, here's what stupid Facebook did to me today....

I was trying to play It Girl, my favorite game, and it kept saying "Not Logged In" everytime I clicked something. I actually was logged in, Facebook is just too ignorant to acknowledge that. Anyways, so, I logged in again, even though I had been logged in for days. I did that for about 30 minutes, then I just shut the whole computer off.

I officially HATE Facebook.

thebeautyofFaith's BNTM

So, the older sister and caretaker of Little Miss Poser (That's her name on MY blog) is going to be doing a BNTM. Well, I think I just might enter it. NOT!!! I bet the only people in that contest are stupid losers who have nothing better to do with their spare time. Well, I'm wrong. For some reason, everybody posts their BNTM photos to Flickr, and I just so happened to find them.....

Okay, I meant to show them to you guys, but the stupid server rejected......

Sometimes I just HATE Blogger; never let's you DO anything!!!

Okay, bye then. Whatever.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Hate Mail from thebeautyofFaith (Here we go again)

Dear BratzLoverGurl1,
My sister tells me you've been accusing her of being a poser.(Oh, so you learned something new!) I'm going to try to handle this as calmly as possible, so here it goes.(I see you like to take things slow. Well, you'd better speed up, I don't have all day.) I don't appreciate you calling my sister a poser,(That's the point.) when it is perfectly clear she isn't.(Oh? Really?) She hasn't done anything to you, so I would like it if you wouldn't attack her like this.(Since when am I 'attacking' her?) And you say you're bratzlovergrl1, and how do we know YOU'RE not a poser?(Because I'm not, and I have said this many times.) You haven't given us any proof that you are, or raised any suspicion about you not being the real bratzlovergrl1.(Because I don't owe you people anything.) I think you should start clearing this up soon.(If you want it cleared up so badly, why don't you go and do it yourslf? Oh, wait, you don't have the brains or the sense to do that.) I don't want to have to report you,(What, you think reporting me is going to do anything?) so if you could please not do this to us.(Umm, actually, you weren't really involved until now. Get with the program.) Thank you. (You are so very welcome! Thank you for coming into my life and annoying me!)

Bratz Yearbook (Sneak Peek #2)

Here's the secind sneak peek of the Bratz Yearbook!


Here, we have Sorrel and Sirenna (So sorry, Sirenna failed to appear in the last post I put her in, so I decided to try again). Don't they just look fabulous?!

Little Miss Poser Strikes Again

Do you guys remember the infamous "BratzOnline", allegedly bratzlovergrl1? Well, here's the little message she wrote on BratzMoviesOfficial's comment board.

 Hey, can you please do me this HUUUUUGE favor? Okay, so, there's this girl named BratzLoverGurl1, who claims to be the real bratzlovergrl1. But so far, she hasn't shown any proof. And I sent her some hate mail, because I saw something about it in her latest blog post. And then I found out that she posted MY hate mail on HER blog! And she made a bunch of comments. So I need you to send her some hate mail, okay? Thanks sooo much, and tell my sister to do it too, and everybody else. I know it's mean, but can you still do it? I want as many people as possible on my side.

Okay, let me do a quick story for you. Okay, so, you're a 9 year old kid (BratzOnline) and you're playing a game of dodgeball. You're up against this girl you reall hate (me) and you want to get her good. So, when you throw the ball, you aim it straight at her head. It hits her, and then she picks it up and hurls it at you. You get hit in the nose, fall, and run off crying.

A lesson learned: Never hit a big kid with a dodgeball, or you're going to get hit back. Hard.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Hate Mail From BratzOnline (Oh, joy)

Dear BratzLoverGurl1,
You may THINK I'm a poser,(Yes, I do. Thank you, Captain OBVIOUS) but I'm NOT.(And That's where you're WRONG.) I AM bratzlovergrl1,(The more you deny it the more I know it's true) and I can prove it, unlike SOMEBODY on YouTube.(Yes, I am SOMEBODY on YouTube. And you're not.) I bet you're just 12 years old too,(If I were 12, do you think I would have a blog? Uhh, NO!) just trying to act like you're 17 or something,(And I suppose you are?) trying to make everybody think I'M a phony.(Umm, nobody's used that word since, like, the 60s) Well, look who's talking!!(Who, you?) I bet you think that comment on my channel made me cry.(As a matter of fact, I'm sure it did.) Well, it didn't,(Lies!) because I'm not a baby like you.(Well, here, anyone under the age of 9 is a baby) I bet you think you're soooo smart, huh.(Yes, I am smart. I was rejected by the Gifted Program even though I had an IQ of 200 at age 4!) Well, you're not, so get over it.(Stop using the word 'well' so much. And get over what? You sound like Junie B. Jones.) Stop being so full of yourself,(If I weren't full of myself, then who would I be full of? You?) and stop being a liar.(Umm, sorry to burst your bubble, but the only liar here is YOU.) It's a sin to lie(Oh, now you're getting all religious on me, eh?), and you won't be getting into heaven at the spped you're going.(Ohh, so it's a race now? And you didn't even spell speed right!)

P.S. - Your mamma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.(Umm, was that supposed to be funny?) And she's so old, her birth certificate says "EXPIRED". (Seriously, where are you getting these insults from? You really need to update your burn book.)

UPDATES!!!! ;)

NEWS UPDATE!!!!!! Okay, so, I am going to be hosting a Bratz Next Top Model. I need a total of 20 entries before I can start the competition. There are going to be AWESOME themes and totally glam entries. And I'm ONLY accepting the best of the best, so if you're cool and you know it, CLAP YOUR HANDS, because YOU are going to be ADORED on my BNTM! ;) Okay, enough with the capitol letters. Anyways, okay, so, little miss BratzOnline is still alive and well, apperently, because she hasn't confessed to being a poser yet. She's really dumb if she thinks she can actually pass as ME. Well, you've failed the inspection, so get off the plane and go HOME! You can DRIVE!! But, wait, YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO PESESS A LEGAL DRIVER'S LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, okay, I'll stop. Picture Mania has an official starting date: TODAY!! So, here's the first segment of Picture Mania!!!!!!







Like 'em? There's Party Yasmin (In Cloe's clothes) and Sirenna from.....whenever. These pics are from Flickr by BratzBoi. Now, I'm not really sure if this person is a boy, but whatever they are they are GOOD!! They have the COOLEST pictures. Okay, onto BIGGER things.


The new Bratz Heaven is coming along smoothly, I'm sure. I can't wait until July. OMG!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THE NEW BRATZ HEAVEN IS ONLY 2 MONTHS AWAY!!!! *screams*

Okay, I'm calm now. I promise, LOL! ;)
Okay, well, aside from all this awesome news, the official Bratz website has added a new game. Bratz Music Video Creator. I played it yesterday, and I made about 4 different videos. It's simple, but fun at the same time. As usual, it's under 'Games'. I really wish the Bratz would update their bios....No offense, but the same information can get pretty lame. That's why I always post NEWS, not the same old crappy info about Bratz. I mean, it's not crappy, but the fact that it's been there since they recreated the site is what's crappy.

Okay, here's a list of the most AWESOME YouTube channels to check out:
angelaparkes
BratzMoviesOfficial
numberonebratzfan
Bratz

That's not all of them, but there are so many it would take a whole blog entry to tell them. You'll just have to live with these for a while. But if you know your YouTube, you'll get to see a lot more. hehe...;)

Okay, I will be making a hit new Bratz series on YT, as soon as I build up my doll collection and get a new camera. I had a genuine Bratz video cam, but it broke and now all you can see is white on the screen. Of course, I've had it since 2007, but that's another story. Anyways, it's going to be a while before I get a new camera, I can tell you that much. How long, I'm not so sure. But when I DO get the camera, I'll make the coolest series on the web! ;)

I guess you've noticed I use the 'wink' smiley a lot. Well, it's saucy, and it's my favorite one. I will be using it a lot, wether you like it or not.

BTW, I am a fan of Bratz Heaven, that is why I keep mentioning it. I couldn't wait until 2011 in 2010, when they started working on the new site. And now that it IS 2011, I can't wait until July, so I can dish all the latest Bratz Heaven news to you guys. I bet it's going to be FABLOUS!!!

Okay, Here's another pic. And this one's just 'cause I feel like posting it.


Ahh, I love that picture. Can you believe that Bratz and Barbie have been at war since 2008? At least, I think that's when the war started. All I know is, they're probably not going to stop until the end of the world. And NO, it's NOT in 2012.

I haven't done this much writing since the fourth grade!! I wrote a senve-page story that filled up all seven pages front and back, and I wasn't finished either, until somebody stole it at lunch :( I could've been a filthy rich, bestselling author, and you had to go and STEAL my STORY?!!? That's why I hated that school, something was always getting stolen. Wether it be jackets, money, candy, stories [hmph >:( ], even shoes once. That one was kinda funny, but it was still mean. Anyways, back to Bratz.

Okay, here's this thing me and my BFF did a while back...

We were sooo obsessed with Bratz and we sometimes pretended we were the Bratz. We gave them middle names and last names, birthdays, eveything. We were even going to make a YouTube channel about them, until we found out there already was one.

Oh, speaking of which, I'd like to wish Cloe a happy birthday on May 16. She's turning 18!! Happy b-day Cloe!!! <3
Okay, enough about birthdays. Won't have to worry about that anymore until September! ;)

Well, Here's another pic, especially for Cloe on her 18th birthday.


It's CAKE!!! I love this one, not only because it's cake, but because it's for a special friend that's been with us since 2001 and isn't leaving until the end of time! Happy birthday Angel!!

By the way, this probably isn't her real birthday, read back over the last few paragraphs and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Ohhh, and here's another issue: Hate mail.

I've never gotten any, but I'll be posting some here soon because I know there are some Barbie lovers around here that refuse to let up on the whole 'war' situation. So, you guys and either leave me comments or YouTube messages. My YouTube username is BratzLoverGurl1 and I'm the real bratzlovergrl1. Does anybody remember me??? Yup, I know ya do.

Oh, by the way, I'm going camping in a little while. Just to get into the campig spirit, I think I'll add some pics of Bratz girls camping!!!  Here's one:


Cloe's looking outdoorsy today, isn't she? Ohh, I love that episode, you know the one where the girls go campig, right? Well, it's one of my FAVES. My favorite part is when Sasha says she has to go to the bathroom, and Cloe's like, "Where?" and the Sasha points out to her that she's standing on a bathroom (she was standing in front of a tree) and she squeals like a baby pig!! ;) LOL! Well, I guess some people neer quite adjust to nature. OMG, I just spent, like, and hour typing all this. Well, whatever.

I'm having a sleepover with my long time BFF tomorrow night, we're going to have soooo much fun!! And YES, people over the age of 13 CAN have sleepovers!! I am older than 13. I won't tell you my real age, but 'll tell you I'm older than that.

Okay, I guess I have to leave now... :( I'll post more tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy it!! Bye!!


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Bratz Yearbook (Sneak Peek)

The first sneak peek of my all new Bratz Yearbook!!!


      











You'll have to wait to see the rest!! Luvvs! ;)

Bratz Yearbook

Hey guys! Okay, huge news. I am planning a really awesome Bratz Yearbook! It's going to be EPIC. I'll have everything Bratz from the 2010 dolls to whatever cool thing comes out this summer. I'll post a video to my YouTube channel for everyone to see. You guys are totally going to LOVE this. Oh, I almost forgot. For the next few weeks, I'll be doing something called "Picture Mania", where almost all of my blog posts will be absolutely full of pictures. Also, I'm planning some fun annual events having everything to do with Bratz. It's going to be so much fun planning everything. One more thing. I'll be planning some really cool contests for you guys and the prizes are going to RULE. Love you guys! ;)

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Poser Update

There's a new poser on YouTube. Of course, she is the first one who's tried to be me, but she made such an epic fail it was hard to ignore. If you hear anything about a girl named "BratzOnline", she isn't real. She and her sister lied to try and make her popular. They're telling everybody that this "BratzOnline" kid is me. But she's not, so whatever she and that..that...that b*tch thebeautyofFaith says is a lie.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Bratz: "Summertime Fun"

Summer's right around the corner and the Bratz are steppin' out in style. There are new summer outfits for Bratz dolls that came out some time in March or April. Here's a photo:






They're called Bratz Beach Blitz, and (I'm guessing) they're available wherever Bratz items are sold. Meanwhile, Bratz Heaven is busy making improvements and adding new features to their new website, up in July. The official Bratz website ran a contest in April. There were awesome prizes, although I didn't win any. You could've gotten $1,000.00 worth of concert tickets and all 4 of the new Bratz Rock dolls. Too bad the contest is over. I wonder what they're planning this month...

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DOLL UPDATE
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New Bratz dolls! I scored this doll a few days ago and I thought I'd show you guys.



It's Yasmin, you can totally recognize her. Well, that's all for now. Luvs!